Sea Of Sand

[Verse 1:]
Here's a song for Montana
And North and South Dakota too
Here's a song for Wyoming
And all the pretty places I ain't been to
Here's a song for Atlanta
My sweetheart sweating in the night
Here's a song for my mama
That saltlick lady I despise.

Here's a song for the landlord
I am sorry for the holes in the wall
Here's a song for my friends
I hate every single one of y'all.

[Chorus:]
Here's a song for Campobello, y'all
That fucking river ate my patent leather shoes
Here's a song for my Gram and Grandpa
Old Billy with the bling man blues.

[Verse 2:]
Here's a song for Arizona
Damn desert nearly done me in
You could drown in the ocean
Or you could sink in a sea of sand
I am sinking in a sea of sand
I sank in a sea of sand.

[Chorus:]
Here's a song for Campobello, y'all
That fucking river ate my patent leather shoes
Here's a song for my Gram and Grandpa
Old Billy with the blind man blues
Old Billy with the blind man blues
Old Billy with your blind man blues.

[Bridge:]
If I was a bird I'd fly away
But I ain't no bird so I gotta stay
He clipped my wings he held me down
And then he shoved my face into the ground.

[Outro:]
I'm in the ground
If I was an angel I'd be sweet
But I ain't holy honey that ain't me
I ain't nothing but a no good small town girl
Hell bent on ruling the world
I think I'll rule the world
I'm gonna rule the world.