Seven Wonders

I've seen the seven wonders
if you give or take a few
But all them seven wonders
well they can't compare to you
I've been alot of places
Yes I've travelled near and far
But now I know that home is where you are.

Niagra Falls a leaky faucet that a plumber oughta fix
The Pyramids are really just a dusty pile of bricks
The Taj Mahal a fixer upper
The Grand Canyon just a hole
The Grand Canal in Venice an Italian toilet bowl.

I've seen the seven wonders
if you give or take a few
But all them seven wonders
well they can't compare to you
I've been alot of places
Yes I've travelled near and far
But now I know that home is where you are.

The Aurora Borealis just a night light on the fritz
And Stonehenge it's just a bunch of rocks
La Brea's tars the pits
I've seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa it looks like somethin' up and broke
Mount Rushmore someone climb up there and tell them boys a joke.

Yes my travellin days are over
You get the check I'll pay the bill
Cause I see all the wonder in your eyes
Just standin' still.

I've been alot of places
But I've learned now near and far
There's no need to roam
Cause home is where you are
There's no need to roam
cause home is where you are
yes now i know that home is where you are.