Sideshow

1. Step right up, hurry, hurry
Before the show begins, my friends
Stand in line, get your tickets
I hope you will attend.

It'll only cost you fifty cents to see
What life has done to those like you and me.

See the man with the broken heart
You'll see that he is sad
He's hurt so bad (So bad, so bad)
See the girl who has lost the only love she's ever had.

There's got to be no sadder show to see
No doubt about it, satisfaction's guaranteed.

[Chorus:]
So let the side show begin
Hurry, hurry, step right on in
Can't afford to pass it by
Guaranteed to make you cry.

Let the side show begin
Hurry, hurry, step right on in
Can't afford to pass it by
Guaranteed to make you cry.

2. See the man who's been cryin' for a million years
So many tears (So many tears)
See the girl who's collectin' broken hearts for souvenirs.

It's more exciting than a one man band
The saddest little show in all the land.