Six Jerks In A Jeep

Beep, beep! Beep, beep!

Choo-choo to Broadway! Boo, Cincinnati!
In a jeep that was built for the six of us
Beep, beep! Beep, beep!
This is a taxicab to Hackensack
We're goin' up to camp and back
An' we're ready.

We're six jerks in a jeep
Six creeps in a jeep that leaps
Now here we come, beep, beep!
We're six jerks in a jeep.

We're six WAACs in a hack
Six WAACs here to send you, Jack
Now look here, Max, no cracks!
We're six WAACs in a hack.

The jeep goes jumpin' an' a-bumpin' along
Gonna knock you right off your seats
Till we come rompin' an' a-stompin' a song
Dig it with a reet beat!

We're six jerks in a jeep
Six bleeps in a jeep that weeps
Now here we go, beep, beep!
We're six jerks in a jeep.

The jeep goes a-jumpin' along
Gonna knock you right off your seats
Here we come, stompin' along
Just a-rompin' along in our jeep.

Beep, beep! Toot, toot! La-da-da-da
Beep, beep! Toot, toot! La-da-da.

We're six chicks on a scoot back to a root to markazie
Beauts on on a toot that's a hoot
Now here we come
Toot, toot, toot, toot, toot
Six chicks on a toot.

We're six heels on wheel
Schlemiels on a wheel that will real
We're lookin', lookin' for a meal
We're six heels on a wheel.

The jeep goes jumpin' an' a-bumpin' along
Gonna knock you right off your seats
Till we come rompin' an' a-stompin' a song
Dig it with a reet beat!

We're six blokes on a boat
Five blokes and a stear remote
And oh boy are we broke
Yes we have six blokes on this boat.