Stick To The Status Quo

You can bet there's nothin' but net
When I am in the zone and on a roll
But I got a confession, my own secret obsession
And it's makin' me lose control.

Everybody gather 'round
Well if Troy can tell his secret than I can tell mine
I-I bake
What?
I love to bake, strudels, scones, even apple pandowdy
Not another sound
Someday I hope to make the perfect crème brulée.

No, no, no, no
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo.

Look at me and what do you see
Intelligence beyond compare
But inside I am stirring
Something strange is occurring
It's a secret I need to share.

Open up, dig way down deep
Hip hop is my passion
I love to pop and lock and jam and break
Is that even legal?
Not another peep
It's just dancing
Sometimes I think it's cooler than homework.

No, no, no, no
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far to keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo.

Listen well I'm ready to tell
About a need that I cannot deny
Dude, there's no explanation
For this awesome sensation
But I'm ready to let it fly.

Speak your mind and you'll be heard
Alright, if Troy wants to be a singer then I'm coming clean
I play the cello
Awesome
What is it
A saw
No, dude, it's like a giant violin
Not another word
Do you have to wear a costume
Coat and tie.

No, no, no, no
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo.

No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far to keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo.

This is not what I want
This is not what I planned
And I just gotta say
I do not understand.

Something is really
Something's not right
Really wrong
And we gotta get things
Back where they belong.

We can do it
Gotta play
Stick with what you know
We can do it
Hip hop hooray
She has gotta go
We can do it
Crème Brulée
Keep your voice down low.

Not another peep
No
Not another word
No
Not another sound
No
Everybody quiet!

Why is everybody staring at you
Not me, you
Because of the callbacks
I can't have people staring at me, I really can't.

No!
(No, no, no)
Stick to the stuff you know
(Stick to the stuff you know)
If you want to be cool follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo.

No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
(Stick to the stuff you know)
It is better by far to keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
(Don't you know?)
Stick to the status
(Don't you know?)
Stick to the status
(Don't you know?)
Stick to the status quo.