Stupid Girls (Album Version)

Uhhuh, uhhuh
Stupid girl (woo), stupid girls, stupid girls.

1. Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girls (yeah), I don't wanna be a stupid girl (uhhuh)

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
droppin' names
What happened to the dream of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees.

Where, oh where, have the smart people gone
Oh where, oh where could they be? (yeah yeah yeah).

[Chorus:]
Maybe if I act like that,(woo) that guy will call me back
porno-paparazzi girls, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Maybe if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back (yeah)
Push up my bra like that (uh-huh), I don't wanna be a stupid girl.

(Break it down now)

2. The disease is growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see (c'mon).

Disasters all around
A world of despair
your only concern-
Will it fuck up my hair?

[Bridge:]
(Do ya think? Do ya think? Do ya think
(I like this, like this, like this).

Pretty will you fuck me girl, silly, as a lucky girl
Pull my hair I'll suck it girl, stupid girl
Pretty will you fuck me girl, silly, as a lucky girl
Pull my hair I'll suck it girl, stupid girl!

Maybe if I
Act like that
Flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl! (girl girl girl).

[Coda:]
Maybe if I act like that push up my bra like that
Stupid girl, stupid girl, stupid girl.