[Chorus:]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me
I'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).
[Verse 1:]
Im that guy man, shove a dime up in my hind end
And crush it with my butt muscles as I cut vocals
Slut poke holes in your shirt jump in mud puddles
While I stomp mud holes in your ass girl lets cuddle
Blood curdling on your girdle whatll
I do for my next trick Im feeling wonderful
I think I might just do something a little less subtle
Shove a fucking Tonka truck up a little kids butt hole
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash Ambassador
of the Valentines Day massacre slash assassin
I slash her in ass with an icicle and leave her in a blood bath while I
Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her
In my Spider-Man mask just imagine
The fun I can have with a strap on
Stick up a Kim Kardashians ass
And make the bitch run a triathlon
Are those pistachios? Damn id like to have some
Laying on the patio man rolling a fat one
Shady drop the magic marker put the cap on
Goddamn man are you that much of an asshole.
[Chorus:]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me
I'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).
[Verse 2:]
I'm like Houdini
Tuck my teeny, eenie, weenie between each
one of my thighs and make it disappear like Houdini
Make this shit disappear like Tara Ried in a bikini
Believe me homie you don't know the meaning of a meanie
They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter
I'm tryna maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot, don't move or ya
Might get it stuck up so fuckin' far up in your uvula
You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to your gloutius
Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio
Now who do ya think is more fruitier?
Weenier's smothered in peanut butter
Pudding on the tube of your eye shadow
And that'd look nice, you shoulda seen it mother
I think I put a piece of art on my Visa card
Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with some pleasing art?(i have no fucking idea)
And mosy on over to Rosie O'Donnell's, with McDonald's
Jump in her lap and watch the Sopranos.
[Chorus:]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me
I'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).
[Verse 3:]
Shady what're ya doin' chewin' on a human?
Grab an aluminum bat and hide a clue in the back room
And assumin' the fact that that dude's in the back room
Usin' the bathroom, vacuumin' a raccoon
Skewin' a rat, a cat, screwin' a baboon
You shouldn't ask, "What is he doin' with that broom?"
You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds
You in a trance, I'm back doing my dance, ooh
But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin
By the hair and make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'
Shady why do you gotta pick on the lady for
Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you and baby-tard?
'Cause I'm scared, there's monsters under my bed
Kelly Pickler hid my juicebox under my bassinet
No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed
Do you like graffiti dike? Well I can pee-pee and write your name.
[Chorus:]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me
I'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).
[Outro:]
Fine...Nobody wants to play with me? Fuck you then...Bitch...Guys are always mean to me anyways...All they do is rub gum in my hair and stuff...You guys are going to make me sad...Im crying..Im gunna tell my mom...MOMMMMMMMM...
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