Tango

1. Bring out the bucket, bring out the cloth
Bring out the liquid, bring out the lot
If not, let's roll her to a car wash
Now washing you will be like washing a goth
All that black lipstick around their gobs
How the fuck do we get it off
I think this will be a very hard job
How did you get a tan like that in winter?
You ran off the boots and got a box of tinter
Didn't ya?? See you still got orange fingers!

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What network are you on, orange
Colour of your bathwater, orange
Your favourite fruit must be an orange
Bitch, did you know your orange, [x2]
Slap bang goes on your fake tan
Bitch you look like the tango man
Woodeeyy wooo, do the tango
Wooodeeyy wooo, do the tango [x2]

Its the gone wrong salon.

2. Your clothes keep ripping like you're the female incredible hulk
You got a broken bra, a broken top, a broken thong and a broken coat
You been wearing the same jacket since you were in year 8
And it smells like you urinate on it bitch
That ain't great
You tried to be Christina, so you dyed your hair black
But really you look like the Vicar of Dibley, what, on crack
Now just step back and face the facts
You don't like the fact I get feisty on wax
Anyways talking about wax, look at your face, girl relax.

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3. Why not fling her on the window sill as a pumpkin
When it's approaching Halloween
Or on your English breakfast, place her next to the bacon
She could be the beans
And you always know wheres she's been
And you always know when she's had a pee
Cause the toilet seat ain't clean
Cause the toilet seat has an orange sheen
Ching, bring out the detergent
Scrub that umpa lumpa it's urgent
Have you seen her face it's disturbing
How much fake tan are you squirting
Err it's hurting my eyes, and your starting to look like the sunrise
And your fake tan's so ming, you're attracting flies!

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