Telephone (Tom Neville's Ear Ringer Club Remix)

1. Hello, hello, baby
You called, I can't hear a thing
I have got no service
In the club, you see, see
Wha-Wha-What did you say
Oh, you're breaking up on me
Sorry, I cannot hear you
I'm kinda busy.

K-kinda busy
K-kinda busy
Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy.

Just a second
It's my favorite song they're gonna play
And I cannot text you with
A drink in my hand, eh
You shoulda made some plans with me
You knew that I was free
And now you won't stop calling me
I'm kinda busy.

[Chorus:]
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

2. an call all you want
But there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bub
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!

Call when you want
But there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bub
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!

Boy, the way you blowin' up my phone
won't make me leave no faster
Put my coat on faster
leave my girls no faster
I shoulda left my phone at home
'cause this is a disaster
Callin' like a collector
Sorry, I cannot answer!

Not that I don't like you
I'm just at a party
And I am sick and tired
Of my phone r-ringing
Sometimes I feel like
I live in Grand Central Station
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls
'Cause I'll be dancin'.

'Cause I'll be dancin
'Cause I'll be dancin
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls, 'cause I'll be dancin'!

[Chorus x2]

[Coda:]
Can call all you want
But there's no one home
You're not gonna reach my telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bub
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!

Call when you want
But there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bub
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!

My telephone
M-m-my telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bub
And you're not gonna reach my telephone! [x2]

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