Thank God

[Verse 1:]
Yeah, I'll admit
I've had sex before marriage
I've smoked hella weed
And then I shared it
Yeah, I confess
I've scrolled through Pornhub
I've had impure thoughts
And acted upon them.

[Pre-Chorus:]
So if the pearly gates
Won't open up for me
At least I know
There's somewhere else I can go.

[Chorus:]
Thank God
Thank God for making a Hell
Thank God for making a place full of fire
And greedy-ass liars
Where I'm just like everyone else
Thank God for Hell.

[Verse 2:]
Yeah, I'll admit
My mind's a bit dirty
Only go to church
When somebody's forced me
Yeah, I confess
I say some bad words
And I haven't yet, but I bet
I'll get a divorce.

[Pre-Chorus:]
So if the pearly gates
Won't open up for me
At least I know
There's somewhere else I can go.

[Chorus:]
Thank God
Thank God for making a Hell
Thank God for making a place full of fire
And greedy-ass liars
Where I'm just like everyone else
Thank God
Thank God for knowing me well
Thank God for making a place I can smoke
And tell fucked up jokes
Eternally just be myself
Thank God for Hell
Thank God for Hell.

[Bridge:]
If the pearly gates
Won't open up for me
Fuck 'em.

[Chorus:]
Thank God
Thank God for making a Hell
Thank God for making a place full of fire
And greedy-ass liars
Where I'm just like everyone else
Thank God
Thank God for knowing me well
Thank God for making a place I can smoke
And tell fucked up jokes
Eternally just be myself
Thank God for Hell.