That's How

[scratched:] "Niggaz, crackers, whiteys, jews.."
[D-12] This is how it happens to you
[D-12] That's how people get fucked up
[scratched:] "Niggaz, crackers, whiteys, jews.."
[D-12] This is how it happens to you
[D-12] That's how people get fucked up.

Yo, if you a loudmouth, tryin to wild out
And we see just how you layin and we peeped yo' style out
(You a punk!) When you chillin out in front of your truck and get stuck
[D-12] That's how niggaz get fucked up.

No love at home with your kinfolk
And the world just keep fuckin with your mental
And all these kids makin fun of your trenchcoat
[D-12] That's how students get shot up.

Hatin on us but you come to our show
(Fuck them niggaz) I crowd surf and you let me go
(Oh no!) Whup yo' ass when I get off the flo', just so you know doe
[D-12] That's how haters get fucked up.

When the police pull you over and shit
Then find ganja, now every month they checkin on yo' piss
They gettin mad cuz you ain't come back since, and now they sweatin you
[D-12] That's how P.O.'s get fucked up.

When your mans hook you up with a bitch
over the phone and when you see her she ugly as shit (god damn!)
Now at the end of date she want a kiss, AND some dick
[D-12] That's how blind dates get fucked up.

Sayin we not a real crew with a lot of skill
And only one nigga in our crew make the dollar bills
Y'all fools just mad cause y'all ain't got a deal
[D-12] Local rappers talk too much.

(We gon' rob this bank) but you roll with punks
Manager tripped the alarm and you all get stuck
Cops got AK's, y'all only got pumps - that shit's just dumb
[D-12] That's how Cousey got locked up.

When yo' ass wanna walk in a club
Instead of tellin you to wait, the nigga wanna push and shove
(Move!) Then get trampled from the niggaz you brung, so move over
[D-12] That's how bouncers get fucked up.

[scratched:] "Niggaz, crackers, whiteys, jews.."
[D-12] This is how it happens to you
[D-12] That's how people get fucked up
[scratched:] "Niggaz, crackers, whiteys, jews.."
[D-12] This is how it happens to you
[D-12] That's how people get fucked up.

Yo, ha, when you get your guns out of the stash
And gather all your homies up to go and shoot up a pad
Soon as you finish y'all run out of gas you better haul ass
[D-12] That's how drivebys get fucked up.

Mixin weed with the brew, ecstasy and Kahlua
Gasoline fumes, nitrous balloons
Acid tab-lets and the magic mushrooms
[D-12] That's how D-12 get fucked up.

(Hey I like your records) but my album ain't dropped
(Dr. Dre's my favorite) bitch get off his jock
Got a backstage pass and I need to get off; wanna meet da-d-Doc
[D-12] That's how groupies get tossed up.

Drop out of school, take drugs and molest sluts
Got your girlfriend suckin on my left nut
Your parents don't like me, but guess what?
[D-12] Cause Bizarre don't give a fuck.

Chokin your wife all in front of your peeps (bitch!)
She toss a brick through the window of your Jeep
Get back together by the end of the week, that's so sweet
[D-12] Slim and Kim argue too much.

Invite a hoe to your house while your bitch is out
Now you got your dick all up in her fuckin mouth
Pull it out and then you bust off on her favorite blouse
[D-12] That's how Clinton got caught up.

Steal cars, wreck bars, get fucked up beyond
recognition walk in tipsy clubs like we stars
Our mission every day is just to smoke bongs and fuck bitches and dogs
[D-12] That's how Runyan Ave. is cut.

When your life wasn't raised up right
Then see your mother comin home with different niggaz every night
And then you run into the one you don't like; so get the FUCK lost
[D-12] That's how step-dads get fucked up.

[scratched:] "Niggaz, crackers, whiteys, jews.."
[D-12] This is how it happens to you
[D-12] That's how people get fucked up
[scratched:] "Niggaz, crackers, whiteys, jews.."
[D-12] This is how it happens to you
[D-12] That's how people get fucked up
[scratched:] "Niggaz, crackers, whiteys, jews.."
[D-12] This is how it happens to you
[D-12] That's how people get fucked up
[scratched:] "Niggaz, crackers, whiteys, jews.."
[D-12] This is how it happens to you
[D-12] That's how people get fucked up.