That's Rich

I'm doing alright for myself, folks
I'm healthy, I'm wealthy, I'm wise
My investments and such
Have all gone up so much
Seems whatever I touch
Starts to rise
I've got men, I've got money
And yet
The thing I want most
I can't get
I live in a mansion on
Long Island sound
I pulled up a weed
They found oil in the ground
But you telling me you don't
Want me around
Now, honey, that's rich.

Some guys give me ermine
chincilla and mink
Some guys give me diamonds
As big as a sink
But you wouldn't give me so
Much as a wink
Now, baby, that's rich.

I get brandy from Andy
And candy from Scott
Oh, and Frank and Eduardo
Chipped in for a yacht
I get stares from the fellas
And prayers from the pope
But I ran out my luck
Getting stuck on some dope!
Hey baby, I was just talking about you.

Now, listen, sport
This life's too short
To waste it on you
It may be rough
But soon enough
I'll learn to make do with
The mansion, the oil well
The diamonds, the yacht
With Andy, Eduardo
The pontiff and Scott
And Frank. Ooo!
And my bank!

So spill no tears for me
'Cause there's one thing you ain't
that I'll always be
And honey
Yeah, that's right
That's rich! That's rich!
That's rich! That's rich!