That's Why You Love Me
- Bryce Ryness (2013)You are listening to the song That's Why You Love Me by Bryce Ryness, writer by Alan Zachary;Michael Weiner in album First Date: Original Broadway Cast Recording. The highest quality of audio that you can download is flac . Also, you can play quality at 32kbps, view lyrics and watch more videos related to this song.
Lyrics
[EDGY ROCKER GUY]
I never open up your door
I never shower you with praise
When you call or text my phone
I don't reply to you for days
I can't hold down a job
I failed my G.E.D.
I'm angry then indifferent
And babe, oooh babe
That's why you love me
That's why you love me.
[EDGY BRITISH GUY]
I take you out to awesome meals
But can't afford to pay the checks
I will pledge eternal love
Then leave your place right after sex
I always say I'm booked
In truth, I'm usually free
I canceled on your birthday
And babe, oooh babe
That's why you love me.
[EDGY ROCKER GUY]
That's why you love me.
[BOTH]
That's why you love me.
[EDGY BRITISH GUY]
You love how I keep you guessing
If I'm interested or not.
[EDGY ROCKER GUY]
And how I tell your mother
That she is super-frickin' hot!
[BOTH]
How I cover up my lies
By sayin' I'm hangin' with the guys
No one'll treat you half as nice
I only cheated on you twice...
You've got no choice
You know you're hooked
You're hooked!
You gave it up on our first date
Oh yeah!
[EDGY BRITISH GUY]
After I told you you looked fine
But had to lose a little weight.
[EDGY ROCKER GUY]
Only ten pounds!
[BOTH]
I'm bound to disappoint
I'm sure that you'd agree.
[EDGY BRITISH GUY]
I'm snotty and neglectful.
[EDGY ROCKER GUY]
I'm nasty and self-serving.
[BOTH]
I've got a giant penis!
And babe, oooh, babe
That's why you love me
That's why you love me
That's why you love me
That's why you love me!
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