The Brothers Come To Egypt; Grovel, Grovel

So back in the Canaan the future looked rough
Jacob's family were finding it tough.

For the famine has caught us unprepared
We are thin
We are ill
We are getting scared
It's enough to make anyone weep
We are down to our very last sheep.

We will starve if we hang around here
But in Egypt there's food going spare
They've got corn
They've got meat
They've got fruit and drinks.

And if we have the time
We could see the Sphinx
So they finally decided to go
Off to Egypt to see brother Jo
So they all lay before
Joseph's feet
Mighty prince, give us something to eat.

Joseph found it a strain
Not to laugh because
Not a brother among them
Knew who he was.

I shall now take them all for a ride
After all they have tried fratricide.

I dreamed that in the fields one day
The corn gave me a sign
Your eleven sheaves of corn
All turned and bowed to mine
I dreamed I saw eleven stars
The sun the moon and sky
Bowing down before my star
And now I realise why.

How do I know where you come from?
You could be spies
Telling me that you are hungry
That could be lies
How do I know who you are?
Why do you think I should help you?
Would you help me?
Why on earth should I believe you?
I've no guarantee.

Grovel, grovel, cringe, bow, stoop, fall
Worship, worship, beg, kneel, sponge, crawl.

We are just eleven brothers
Good men and true
Though we know we count for nothing
When up next to you
Honesty's our middle name
Life is slowly ebbing from us
Hope's almost gone
It's getting very hard to see us
From sideways on.

Grovel, grovel, cringe, bow, stoop, fall
Worship, worship, beg, kneel, sponge, crawl.

I rather like the way you're talking
Astute and sincere
Suddenly you're tragic story
It gets me right here
This is what we hoped he'd say.

All this tugging at my heartstrings
Seems quite justified
I shall give you what you came for
And lots more beside.

Grovel, grovel, cringe, bow, stoop, fall
Worship, worship, beg, kneel, sponge, crawl
thank you, thank you, cringe, bow, stoop, fall
Worship, worship, beg, kneel, sponge, crawl
Joseph handed them sackloads of food
And they grovelled with base gratitude.

Then, unseen, Joseph nipped out around the back
And planted a cup in young Benjamin's sack.

When the brothers were ready to go
Joseph turned to them all
With a terrible stare and said
No No No No No.