The Cockeyed Mayor Of Kaunakakai

He wore a malo and a coconut hat
One was for this and the other for that!
All the people shouted as he went by
He was the cockeyed mayor of Kaunakakai.

He was just a lazy
Malihini haole boy
All the girls were crazy
To share his fish and poi!

He wore a lei and he wore a smile
He drank a gallon of oke to make life worthwhile!
Then he made 'em laugh till he made 'em cry
He was the cockeyed mayor of Kaunakakai.

The horse he rode was skinny
A broken-down old female
So he placed a green panini
Right under the horse's tail!

Oh, he made her buck and he made her fly
All over the island of Molokai
You could hear the kanes and wahines cheer
As they gave him a lei of kikanias.

Now you've heard my story
'Bout the mayor of Kaunakakai
All his fame and glory
On the island of Molokai.

Oh, he wore a malo and a coconut hat
One was for this and the other for that!
All the people shouted as he went by
He was the cockeyed mayor of Kaunakakai.

Whenever anybody goes from the island
He's there to say, "Fare thee well!"
He says, "Aloha-ho-ha-ho-ha-ho!"
He's always sorry to see them go.

He always wore a malo and a coconut hat
One was for this and the other for that!
All the people shouted as he went by
He was the cockeyed mayor of Kaunakakai.

He was just a lazy malihini
Malihini haole boy
But even so all the girls were crazy
To share his fish and poi!

They say that he treats 'em well and what everybody knows
The girls am all kissin' and he throws 'em a rose
He signs his pictures for 'em, one and all
And he gives them the keys to city hall!

He wore a malo and a coconut hat
One was for this and the other for that!
All the people shouted as he went by
He was the very cockeyed mayor of Kaunakakai!