The Diary Of Horace Wimp

Late again today, he'd be in trouble though he'd say he was sorry, he'd have to hurry out to the bus.

Horace was so sad, he'd never had a girl that he could care for, and if he was late once more, he'd be out.

Don't be afraid, just knock on the door
Well he just stood there mumblin and fumblin'
Then a voice from above said
Horace wimp, this is your life
Go out and find yourself a wife
Make a stand and be a man
And you will have a great life plan.

Horace met a girl, she was small and she was very pretty, he thought he was in love, he was afraid.

Asks her for a date, the café dowm the street tomorrow evening, his head was reeling, when she said Yes, O K.

Don't be afraid, just knock on the door
Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'
Then a voice from above said
Horace wimp, this is your life
Go out and find yourself a wife
Make a stand and be a man
And you will have a great life plan.

Horace, this is it, he asks the girl if maybe they could marry, when she says gladly
Horace cries.

Everybody's at the church, when Horace rushes in and says Now here comes my wife, for the rest of my life, and she did.

Don't be afraid, just knock on the door
Well he just stood there mumblin and fumblin'
Then a voice from above said
Horace wimp, this is your wife
Go out and find yourself a life
Make a stand and be a man
And you will have a great life plan.