The Fairy Feller's Master-Stroke

[Intro:]
He's a fairy feller.

[Verse 1:]
Ah, ah, the fairy folk have gathered 'round the new moon's shine
To see the feller crack a nut at night's noon time
To swing his axe he swears, as he climbs he dares
To deliver the master stroke.

[Verse 2:]
Plowman, "Waggoner Will", and types
Politician with senatorial pipe - he's a dilly dally-oh
Pedagogue squinting, wears a frown
And a satyr peers under lady's gown - he's a dirty fellow
What a dirty laddie-oh
Tatterdemalion and the junketer
There's a thief and a dragonfly trumpeter - he's my hero
Fairy dandy tickling the fancy of his lady friend
The nymph in yellow (Can we see the master stroke)
What a quaere fellow.

[Bridge:]
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah.

[Verse 3:]
Soldier, sailor, tinker, tailor, ploughboy
Waiting to hear the sound
And the arch-magician presides
He is the leader.

[Verse 4:]
Oberon and Titania watched by a harridan
Mab is the queen and there's a good apothecary man
Come to say hello
Fairy dandy tickling the fancy of his lady friend
The nymph in yellow
What a quaere fellow.

[Outro:]
The ostler stares with hands on his knees
Come on mister feller
Crack it open if you please.