The Hoo-Ha Jangle

Please stop all the talking cause we've heard it all before
We're not buying what you're selling, although it's hard not to ignore
Just read what has been written without knowing what it means
Your ethics are a joke, your so-called business is obscene
Settle down, you'll have a heart attack
Take a deep breath, just relax, sit down and lean back.

The Hoo-Ha Jangle, will entangle
The Hoo-Ha Jangle, will enstrangle, you
Will entangle you.

Move on to the next town, flip the channel, turn the page
Presumers selling rumors, trying not to show their age
This human interest object, only speak when spoken to
Just read that teleprompter, stay on message or you're through
Settle down, you'll have a heart attack
Take a deep breath, just relax, sit down and lean back.

The Hoo-Ha Jangle, will entangle
The Hoo-Ha Jangle, will enstrangle, you
Will entangle you Will enstrangle you Will entangle you.

This noise on top of noise is worthless propa-pandering
It gets our people nowhere, leaves our precepts floundering.

The Hoo-Ha Jangle, will entangle
The Hoo-Ha Jangle, will enstrangle
The Hoo-Ha Jangle, will entangle
The Hoo-Ha Jangle, will enstrangle, you
Will entangle you Will enstrangle you Will entangle you.