The Joke Explained

[Verse 1:]
I never held your gaze
I never know my place
Oh, I stare at the eyes
Starin' at my face
It always ends in a tie
There is no knitting the divide
I cry at the joke explained.

[Chorus:]
Ah, but if I had known, if I had known
If I had known, I would have never believed.

[Verse 2:]
I never smoked my chain
Whoever measures the crest
Ah, they can have my broken chest
It's a staring contest
In a hall of mirrors
I sweat tears, but I don't ever cry.

[Chorus:]
Ah, if I had known, if I had known
If I had known, I would have never believed.

[Verse 3:]
I never knelt at the news
My parrot perished in the pews
I climb back into the yolk
It always ends in a tie
There is no knitting the divide
I cry at the joke explained.

[Chorus:]
Ah, if I had known, if I had known
If I had known, I would have never believed.

[Outro:]
I would have never believed
I would have never believed.