The Last One You'd Expect

Look at him
No denying he's humble stuff
But it fills up this poor old heart
When I see how well he's done.

Look at him
All the loyalty he has shown
How my fondness for him has grown
'Til he's almost like a son.

Some might have thought him unsuitable
How quickly he's earned my respect.

Who would think
That the D'Ysquith been cast aside
Could become such a source of pride
He's the last man you'd expect.

Who to believe that Monty Navarro ever would come so fast, so fast
Never seen a man so keen to over come his past
Now he can live princely fashion as the D'Ysquith name requires
He can pursue with all his passion anything he desires.

I must go
Will I see you again?
Well course.

Some might have thought him unsuitable
They were of course incoreect
I always believed in Monty Navarro
Even though in retrospect
Who would have guessed whose bell I'd ring this very afternoon?
Tomorrow?
Tomorrow.

Only just unpacted from my protracted honeymoon
He's the last one you'd expect
(Ms. D'Ysquith, pardon me. Mr. Navarro is here to see you.)

Look at me
So completely in disarray
Barely able to face the day
Shall I say I'm indisposed?

Look at me
I'm so terribly gray and grim
Yet I'm teared by the thought of him
Rather more than I'd supposed.

Some may have thought him unsuitable
But what was that
Who but he
Stood beside me to comfort me
Out of all of the family
He's the last one you'd expect.

Look at him
(Look at him now)
No denying he's humble stuff
(Who would have guessed?)
But fills up this poor old heart
(I'm impressed how he's progessed)
When I see how well he's done
(A wife with obligations is allowed to have her fun)
Look at him
(Look at him)
All the loyalty he has shown
(Look what he's shown)
How my fondness for him has grown
(How my fondness has grown. 'Til he's almost like a son)

Some may have thought him unsuitable
But if they took a pause to reflect
They would see all his matchly abilities
He's the best of the great good
He's the last one you'd expect.

Only two people left still alive that stand between the eldem and me.
Only two who survive who are still above me on the D'Ysquith family tree.
Is the next one, my employer, Asquith D'Ysquith?
But he's treated me so well.
How I'm grateful to remove him after all his kindness
Oh what hell
But remember, he was hateful
Asquith D'Ysquith.