The Morning Report

It's an honor and a privilege, a duty I perform
With due sense of decorum and with pride
With deference and great respect very much the norm
Plus a hint of sycophancy on the side
To lay before my ruler all the facts about his realm
To fill him in on all the beastly news.

Yes, yes, Zazu, get on with it!

In order that His Majesty stands sturdy at the helm
Aware of all the fauna's latest views.

Zazu! The morning report!
Er-- yes, Sire-- the morning report.

Chimps are going ape, giraffes remain above it all
Elephants remember, though just what I can't recall
Crocodiles are snapping up fresh offers from the banks
Showed interest in my nest egg but I quickly said "No thanks!"
We haven't paid the hornbills and the vultures have a hunch
Not everyone invited will be coming back for lunch.

This is the morning report
Gives you the long and the short
Every grunt, roar, and snort
Not a tale I distort
On the morning report.

What are you doing, son?
Pouncing
Let and old pro show you how it's done.

The buffalo have got a beef
About this season's grass
Stay low to the ground
Warthogs have been thwarted
In attempts to save their gas
Flamingoes in the pink and
Yeah, stay low!
Chasing secretary birds
Saffron is this season's color
Seen in all the herds
Shh, not a sound
Moving down the rank and file
Take it slow
To near the bottom rung
One more step
Far too many beetles are
Quite frankly in the dung
Then pounce!
Aaaaaak!

This is the morning report
Gives you the long and the short
Every grunt, roar, and snort
Not a tale I distort
On the morning report.

This is the morning report
Gives you the long and the short
Every grunt, roar, and snort
Not a tale I distort
On the morning report.