The Naked Mole Rap

(Hit it!)
Yo, listen up, Happa Hallo from Ron
"Naked Mole Rap" is the name of the song.

Here's the story, in all it's glory
Ain't hidin' nothin', you'll know what the truth is
How Ron met Rufus!
Never heard a cat bark
Never heard a puppy purr
My dad's allergic to every kind of fur
So I searched for hairless pets on the Internet
Saw a jpeg of a pink thing
Gonna need sunscreen!

What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Come on y'all, let the girlies sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
Uh huh! What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Hey, wait, I can't hear the girls sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!).

I heard'a Smartie Mart was havin' a sale
On a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail!
It seemed to be this could be a solution
The perfect pet for my dad's sense of constitution!
So the manager came to open the cage
He said, "You know this pet's hairless?"
I said, "I couldn't care less!"
Handed him to me, said, "Be careful don't drop it
And do you want this cage?"
"No, I'll keep him in my pocket!"
(Yay-hay!).

What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Come on y'all, let the girls sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
Hey Wait I can't hear the girls sing.

(Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Gonna buy me some bling-bling!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!).

What're we missin' here?
(Rufus, the naked mole rat!).

Can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Oh, can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Look at the camera, say, "Cheese!"
(Cheese!)
Smile for the camera say, "Cheese!"
Can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Oh, can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Look at the camera, say, "Cheese!"
(Cheese!)
Smile for the camera say, "Cheese!".

We go to Bueno Nacho, chimerito and a naco
Always grande size and why not? I'm buyin'!
Rufus in my pocket, you can't stop it, can't top it
Don't drop it, you might just pop it!
Rufus and Ron Stoppable, with our best friend: Kim Possible
We're not afraid of any attack
I say, "Yo, KP, we got your back!".

(Hai-yah!)

What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Come on y'all, let the girlies sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
What is that? Super freaky thing!
(Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Come on y'all, let those girlies sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!).

Yeah! (This ain't no, no freak-o!)
Yeah that's right, it's the naked mole rap!
Come on y'all, it's the naked mole rap!
Yeah, that's right, it's the naked mole rap!
Come on y'all it's the naked mole rap!
Listen to the naked mole rat!
(Muah! Buh-bye, buh-bye, buh-bye, buh-bye...).