The National Pastime

Fellas
Yeah
Fellas
Is it?

Hey team
Off the benches
It's Marylin
I just got a date
She just got a date.

With baseball's jumping show
That lucky so-and-so.

So run me round the bases
Put me through my paces
And teach me all the things
A slugger's lover should know.

What's that there
That's the pitcher's mound.

Have you ever seen a shape
That is so perfectly round?

Batter up
Play ball!

You better give it your all
'Cause all men like to play at...

The national pastime
Who's that man?

That's the first base coach
Have you noticed that
He signals every time I approach?

Call the ump
Throw 'em out
Because there isn't a doubt that
All men like to play at.

The national pastime.

When I was just a little girl
I liked being dainty, and purty
But now that I'm givin' sports a whirl
I find I kinda like to get dirty
Yeah
Baby, what's that there?

That's the team bullpen
And I like the odds I'm seeing
No girls, all men!

Hit the deck, look alive
Beware the ladies like drive!

Yes my skill, and my passion
Will elevate the national...

Hot dogs
Cracker Jack
I don't care
I don't care
If I ever get back!

When the season's over
The play won't end.

'Cause a baseball diamond
Is a girl's best friend.

Yes, the style, and the fashion
Will elevate the national
Pastime!