The Rum Tugger

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
If you offer me pheasant, I'd rather have grouse.

If you put me in a house, I would much prefer a flat
If you put me in a flat, then I'd rather have a house
If you set me on a mouse, then I only want a rat
If you set me on a rat, then I'd rather chase a mouse.

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
And there isn't any call for me to shout it
For he will do as he did, do
And there's no doing anything about it.

The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore
Oh, when you let me in, then I want to go out.

I'm always on the wrong side of every door
As soon as I'm at home, then I'd like to get about
I like to lie in the bureau drawer
And I make such a fuss if I can't get out.

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
And there isn't any need for you to doubt it
For he will do as he did, do
And there's no doing anything about it.

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious beast
My disobliging ways are a matter of habit.

If you offer me fish, then I always want a feast
When there isn't any fish, then I won't eat rabbit
If you offer me cream, then I sniff and sneer
For I only like what I find for myself.

So you'll catch me in it right up to my ears
If you put it away on the larder shelf.

The Rum Tum Tugger is artful and knowing
The Rum Tum Tugger, doesn't care for a cuddle
But I'll leap upon your lap in the middle of your sewing
For there's nothing I enjoy like a horrible muddle.

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
The Rum Tum Tugger doesn't care for a cuddle.

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
And there isn't any need for me to spout it
For he will do as he do, do
And there's no doin' anything about, about, about, about it.