The Siamese Cat Song

We are siamese if you please
We are siamese if you don't please
We are from the residence of Siam
There is no finer cat than I am.

Do you see that thing swimming round and round
Maybe we can reach in and make it drown
If we sneaking up upon him carefully
There will be a head for you and a tail from me.

We are siamese if you please
We are siamese if you don't please
Now we're looking over on our donned cile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while.

(Here kitty kitty kitty kitty)

Do you hear what I hear
A baby cry
Where we find a baby there's milk near by
And if we look in baby buggy there could be
Plenty of milk for you and also some for me.

We are siamese if you please
We are siamese if you don't please
Now we're looking over on
our new donned cile
If we like we stay for maybe quite awhile.

We are siamese if you please
We are siamese if you don't please
We are from a residence of Siam
There is no finer cat than I am.

(no I am)
There is no finer cat than I am
(no I am!)
There are no finer cats than we am