The Social Network Song

Oo ooooooo ooo
I like
Are you ready for a little chat
And a song about the internet
It's a story ‘bout a social door
You've never seen before
If you wanna be seen by everyone
Wanna be in the dream and have some fun
If you wanna be on the hook
Then simply take a look.

Oh oh uh oh oh
Everybody loves you so
Oh oh uh oh oh
Everybody that you know.

Do you wanna be more than just a friend
Do you wanna play cyber sex again
If you wanna come to my house
Then click me with your mouse.

Hello uh oh oh
Never gonna let you go.

Your logging in then it begins
And your computer is waking you
Taking your time away
The scene is right for social light
You're on the internet anywhere
Anytime night and day.

Oh oh uh oh oh
I like
Everybody loves you so
Oh oh uh-oh oh
Mi piace
Never gonna let you go.

So you wanna make love with me
Am i really your cup of tea
Are you really the one that's you
And am i really me.

Oh oh uh oh oh
I like
Everybody loves you so
Social network oh
Mi piace
Never gonna let you go.

You're login' in with just a friend
But soon the internet's
Beeping and peeping around the bend
We used to greet friends on the street
But now it's googling giggling gaggling
When we meet.

Beep beep uh oh oh
How about a little chat
Group: oo oo network fans
Meet ya@ the internet.

Do you really like politics
Wanna talk about dirty tricks
Are you really a sex machine
Or just a beauty queen
Everybody is better than before
Everybody is calling out for more
Everybody in cyber ville
Is knocking on your door.

Beep beep uh oh oh
I like
Everybody does a show
Oo oo uh-oh oh
Mi piace
If you like it click and go
Now you know it is easy loggin' in
For a little more fun and cyber sin
Wanna know what the net's about
The hard part's loggin' out.

Oo oo uh-oh oh
Now i've got a million friends
This is how the story ends
Oh oh
Beep beep.