The Trick

[Verse 1]
I got a dog
And my dog can dance
Just not in public
And not with my friends

I got a girl
And she’s twenty eight
Now I’m the coolest guy
In all of eighth grade

I know a kid
That you never met
His dad is rock star
We smoked in his van

I know a trick
Do you wanna see
I can be anything
That I pretend to be

[Chorus]
We’ll get outta this
We’ll get outta this too
I’m not proud of this
But I’m not proud of the truth
And if you run from me
Then I’ll use my trick on you
The truth is that I’m screwed

[Verse 2]
I went to France
And danced in the rain
Then told you all about it
On our first date

My dad doesn’t lie
So you can’t meet my dad
Cause you fell in love
With the me that went to France

[Chorus]
We’ll get outta this
We’ll get outta this too
I’m not proud of this
But I’m not proud of the truth
And if you run from me
Then I’ll use my trick on you
The truth is that we’re screwed

[Outro]
We’ll get out of this
Cause I love you I do
We’ll get out of this
Cause I love you it’s true
And if you’re doubting this
If you’re doubting that I do
Then oh my god I’m screwed