Theft Of The Hammer

[Verse 1:]
He woke up in fear and doubt
Hammerless and mad
"Give it back at once you thief
Or I'll go tell my dad"
Giant slayer, Jotun bane
Mjölnir is its name
It was stolen and defiled
Held as hostage in the giant's games.

[Interlude:]
The adventure of the bride
And how Thor regained his pride.

[Chorus:]
Stealing from a god
You clueless fools
I am the god of thunder
I will show you theft
Your world will fall
And crumble down before my might.

[Verse 2:]
Lightning and thunder, follow their path
As they hastily cross the sky
Bridesmaid and bride, ready for death
And the bloodbath that was nigh
"Look there" Loki said, as he pointed to the west
"A castle in the night"
The rage of Thor shone through the night
The thunder in his heart.

[Chorus:]
Stealing from a god
You clueless fools
I am the god of thunder
I will show you theft
Your world will fall
And crumble down before me.

[Bridge:]
Thunder followed by lightning
I'm crossing the sky
With vengeance in mind
Hear me, hammer of glory
I am on my way.

[Interlude:]
As our bride waited for his first true kiss
His heart did beat with worry
The hammer must return
His dress fell to his feet
As he felt Mjölnir in his palm - Hammer time
The hammer has returned.

[Verse 3:]
Weapon in hand, he sprung from his seat
Crushing the skull of his groom
A massacre of a tremendous scale
Spreading blood across the room
The joy in his heart could not be met
The slaughter was truly obscene
The darkness within the lightning god
And a carnage seldom seen.

[Chorus:]
Stealing from a god
You clueless fools
I am the god of thunder
I will show you theft
Your world will fall
And crumble down before my might.