Thirteen Pints

Give me 13 pints of beer
That's why I am here
To get so drunk that I can't see
To erase my memory! (Erase my memory!)

Bring a tankard, bring thirteen
O, so thirsty, I skull the first beer
The second one won't last very long
I've got eleven more to go after all.

It's getting jolly, o' can't you tell
We're already down to ten!
Raise the stein, the number is nine
The stars align, we're havin' the time of our lives
So join in and...

Give me 13 pints of beer
That's why I am here
To get so drunk that I can't see
To erase my memory!

Jug number eight, the name of the game
Tonight there is no shame
Seven and six, firm in my grip
Akimbogrog, that's what they call me.

Flasks five, never felt so alive
Flagons four, I charge the dancefloor
Still got three, we begin to sing
Final two, about to spew.

So give me 13 pints of beer
That's why I am here
To get so drunk that I can't see
To erase my memory!

Last pitcher of beer in front of me
I'm almost ready to give up and go to sleep
But before I go I must defeat this test
To earn my rest, I must complete my quest!

Give me thirteen! Give me thirteen!

Give me 13 pints of beer
That's why I am here
To get so drunk that I can't see
To erase my memory!

To get so drunk, that I can see
To reveal my destiny!

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