Tommy The Cat

"Well, I remember as though it were a meal ago".

Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter
May have nestled its way into his mighty throat
Many a fat alley rat had met its demise while staring point blank down
The cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine
Truly a wonder of nature this urban predator
Tommy the Cat had many a story to tell
But it was a rare occasion such as this that he did.

She came slidin' down the alleyway like butter drippin' off a hot biscuit
The aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in even the
Oldest of tigers that hung around the hot spot in those days
The sight was beyond belief
Many a head snapped double - even triple - takes as this vivacious
Feline made her her way into the delta of the alleyway
Where the most virile of the young tabbies were known to hang out.

They hung in droves
Such a multitude of masculinity could only be
Found in one place
And that was O'Malley's Alley.

The air was thick with cat calls, no pun intended
But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch
As she sauntered straight into the heart of the alleyway
She knew what she wanted
She was lookin' for that stud bull; she was looking for that he cat
And that was me.

Tommy the Cat is my name and I say unto thee.

Say baby do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby do you wanna lay down by my side?
Ah baby do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby? Say baby?

Say baby do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby do you wanna lay down by my side?
Ah baby do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby? Say baby?

Say baby do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby do you wanna lay down by my side?
Ah baby do you wanna lay down with me?
Say b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b.

Say baby do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby do you wanna lay down by my side?
Ah baby do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby? Say baby?

Say baby do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby do you wanna lay down by my side?
Ah baby do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby? Say baby?

Say baby do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby do you wanna lay down by my side?
Ah baby do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby? Say baby?

Say baby do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby do you wanna lay down by my side?
Ah baby do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby? Say baby?