Town

Dadadada-dada-da-Demacia!
D-Town is where I be, yeah
Original Ganksta, ODG, yeah.

I'm all up in yo bushes, take a look and see
Check with yo face, an now you're addin to my killing spree
Don't matter if you bought 4 or 5 health potions
I spin to win from the bush, causing a commotion
You want the side lanes to push? What a foolish notion
Justice and Judgement is rough, hope you bought Doran's Lotion.

Is that X2daZ? Oh my goodness gracious!
My talons are three and my charge is audacious
Is that your build, noob? Man, that ish is outrageous!
Push you back to your base, hope your D is tenacious
Here's a tip, noob, and a spear to go with it:
LTP, FFS before you Summoner's Rift it
Are we all up in your bushes or straight MIA?
It's D-Town in the lane, noob, just go AFK.

Noobs don't know they places
Checkin with they faces
OMG we got another first blood!
You better put
You better put some wards up
Noobs don't know they places
Checkin with they faces
OMG we got another first blood!
You better put
You better put some wards up.

It's TripLL-L up in here, yeah I'm new to the scene
But I still run it from a range, straight makin' ya scream
DEMACIA!
Yeah, Tossin' my laser beam
I'll root you down with a friend and set you up for my team
All them boys try to chase me, stop 'em right in they tracks
Talkin' bout Sword of the Occult, they say it's got 20 stacks
PLEASE!
I know you talkin ish, you straight committin' perjury
Keep starin, scrub, I'll get you laser surgery!

G-spoT runnin down the gust in the lane
And when my ultimate busts, you know I'm bringin the pain
I got flash ulti skills, and when that ish hits
I get pentakills, you get penta rage-quits!
Stay the ROCK off my squishies, if you know what is best
Bulwark don't give a ROCK about your ranged DPS
I don't jungle for Baron, I get that buff for free;
If Baron wants to push a base he has to jungle for me, yeah.

Noobs don't know they places
Checkin with they faces
OMG we got another first blood!
You better put
You better put some wards up
Noobs don't know they places
Checkin with they faces
OMG we got another first blood!
You better put
You better put some wards up.

I got my red an blue buff on, I'm lookin' so ill
You hear the alarm? This ain't a sunfire drill!
Got your whole team swallowin they blue pills
You'll need the whole keyboard to hotkey my skills!
If there was a way you could win maybe I'd give you a clue
The situation that you're in leaves you with nothing to do
You're tryin to gank me alone oh so conspicuously
When I take your whole team alone you're gonna QQ "OP"
The Journal of Justice tried to cover my last match
Riot workin real hard to nerf me in the last patch
Your ranked ELO's bout as good as it can be
Noob GTFO, there's no way you can ban me!