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Crocodile's got stomach cancer
Hippo's teeth are all decayed
Cow's got a swollen liver
Lion's got pneumonia
Elephant's got athlete's foot
Dog's got a fractured hind leg
And your heart's been broken by yet another girl

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Dolphins with diarrhoea
Bats with broken radar
Overweight Hawaiian girls eating too much chocolate
Piranhas with constipation
Telephone line is on the blink
Your brother-in-law has got no money
And your wife has turned to drink
Siamese cat's got a bloodshot left eye
Horse won't run another step
Polar bear's miscarried
Now gorilla's got a bleeding nose
Goat's gone hysterical and eaten through the pen
Everybody come to me
I'm gonna make you well again
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I like to be a vet, I vet
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I like to be a vet, I vet
Wanna be a vet
I like to be a vet, I vet
Wanna be a vet