Vlad The Impaler

The monks awoke in the cold dark dungeon
Under the ground of bran castle in wallachia
For days they’ve been imprisoned by the bloody tyrant
Whose notorious name that no one dare to utter — vlad dracula!

Brother hans, brother michael and novice jacob
The misery awaits them will tell a gory mediaeval history.

Noises arose from outside, though the only window
They could see three stakes were being placed in front of their cell
Michael recognized this instrument
He stared tell that horrible tale of their keeper.

Year 1462, sultan of the ottoman empire invades wallachia
Dracula sent messages and waited for the reenforcement
But no response from the holy roman empire
Vlad was forsaken by his christian allies!

So he turned to his own people
Most of them were just farmers, traders and herders
They were captured tortured, with his favorite execution
An extreme penalty he used on the usurpers — impalement!

Greases was put on the surface of a stake, inserted anally
As deep as it could. The victim will be then lifted up
And slowly slide down, killed by this slowly painful
Process, until the stake pop out from somewhere else.

On the day of the brutal massacre, the tyrant brought
His throne to the execution and watched it happen
The smell of the blood aroused his appetite
So he put on a table and started feast.

When turks arrived, they saw the most sickening sight
A forest of the vlad’s victims, all demised in horrible painful death!

Eger o kendi kanlarina boyle yaparsa bize ne yapicak?
(he can do this to his own people, what the hell he is going to do with us?)

The sultan himself was brought to the front of the army
And saw this ghastly scene by himself
He then told his generals, “we can’t defeat this man”
The ottoman army turned their tails.

For days and nights the prisoners stared at stake
Worrying about their own fate
Finally the time has come, they were brought to dracula’s throne.

“you, come closer” Tyrant speaks to jacob
“tell me where do you think i will go after i die?”
Jacob’s voice froze, he helplessly looks around.

“answer me!!! Before i kill you slowly!”

“let me answer you my lord”
“go on”

“i know you’ll obtain salvation, no one else could defend a modest country like wallachia against islam
Men on earth have misunderstood you, but in heaven, you shall be vindicated.”

“goodbye”
“no! Please, no! My lord, no!”
As michael was dragging out by the guards, his pathetic scream echos in the hall.

Vlad stood up, and came closer to jacob
“so little one, will you lie to me too? Where will i go when i die?”

“enough!” Hans screams, “prepare your stake for me, you kill in the name of god, but you
Will never ever meet him, you belong to the darkest corner of hell, weak, powerless and unfeared!”

“what are you waiting for!!!???”
As dracula roared, the guards took hans down and pulled open his legs
The raging tyrant grabbed a stake himself, impaled hans by his own hands!

Hans’s scream echos in the hall, his blood carpet the tiles and soaked tyrant’s rob
As he whimpering and twitching on the stake, dracula turned to jacob for the third time
“now you, tell me! Where i will go when i die?”