We're Just Friends

[DIANA]
We go out in the evening
We catch a movie, dinner too
We hang out with our buddies
The way two good friends do
We say goodnight
And that's alright
If that's alright with you
Friendship's where this ends
‘Cause we're just friends.

[JEFF] Who also make-out.

[DIANA]
Friends are like an old shirt
That always makes you smile.

[JEFF]
It makes you feel all fuzzy inside
But it gets dirty once in a while.

[DIANA]
A friend does to you
As you do unto them
Like Jesus recommends.

[BOTH]
And we want to be good boys and girls
So that's why we're just friends…
With benefits.

[DIANA]
We each do our own thing
‘Cause we're not dating and that's fine.

[JEFF]
But every couple of evenings
Our things will intertwine.

[DIANA] If you're friends I guess
[JEFF] A little caress
[DIANA] Or cunnilingus doesn't cross the line.

[BOTH]
No! Friendship's where this ends ‘cause we're just friends.

[JEFF]
Who use chocolate syrup on each other in ways you never thought of before?
[DIANA] Sure!

[JEFF]
We'll be honest when we're in the bedroom.

[DIANA]
I'll tell you if you're too fast or too slow.

[JEFF] Thank you!

[BOTH]
People say this way doesn't work
But, I know that's not so.

[JEFF] If I suck, I wanna know.

[BOTH]
We will keep this our little secret
Why explain what can't be explained?
We don't need a defense
‘Cause this all makes perfect sense
In fact, it'd be stranger if we abstained
We won't let this get weird.

[JEFF] I'll stand hard
[DIANA] I'll stay resolved
[JEFF] I won't take you for granted
[DIANA] I won't get emotionally involved.

[BOTH]
I have lots of friendships
But this one transcends
All the ones in which I don't get laid
And that's why we're just friends…
With benefits
Hmmm…. Mmm…
And that's why we're just friends.

[DIANA]
Who see each other naked.

[BOTH]
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
And that's why we're
Just friends
Just friends
Just friends
Just friends.