What A Catch, Donnie

[Intro:]
I got troubled thoughts
And the self-esteem to match
What a catch, what a catch.

[Verse 1:]
You'll never catch us
So just let me be
Said, "I'll be fine
'Til the hospital or American embassy".

[Pre-Chorus:]
Miss Flack said, "I still want you back"
Yeah, Miss Flack said, "I still want you back".

[Chorus:]
I got troubled thoughts
And the self-esteem to match
What a catch, what a catch
And all I can think of is the way
I'm the one who charmed the one
Who gave up on you, who gave up on you.

[Verse 2:]
They say the captain
Goes down with the ship
So, when the world ends
Will God go down with it?

[Pre-Chorus:]
Miss Flack said, "I still want you back"
Yeah, Miss Flack said, "I still want you back".

[Chorus:]
I got troubled thoughts
And the self-esteem to match
What a catch, what a catch
And all I can think of is the way
I'm the one who charmed the one
Who gave up on you, who gave up on you.

[Bridge:]
What a catch, what a catch, what a catch, what a catch.

[Interlude: Elvis Costello]
I will never end up like him
Behind my back, I already am
Keep a calendar
This way you will always know.

[Chorus:]
I got troubled thoughts
And the self-esteem to match
What a catch, what a catch
And all I can think of is the way
I'm the one who charmed the one
Who gave up on you, who gave up on you.

[Interlude: Gabe Saporta]
Where is your boy tonight?
I hope he is a gentleman
Maybe he won't find out what I know
You were the last good thing about this part of town.

[Interlude: Travie McCoy]
We're going down, down in an earlier round
And sugar, we're goin' down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it.

[Interlude: Brendon Urie]
Dance, dance, we're falling apart to halftime
Dance, dance, and these are the lives you'd love to lead
Dance, this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me.

[Interlude: Doug Neumann]
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race.

[Interlude: Alex DeLeon]
One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
Even though they weren't so great
He tastes like you, only sweeter.

[Interlude: William Beckett]
Growing up, growing up.

[Outro:]
I got troubled thoughts
And the self-esteem to match
What a catch, what a catch.