Wheel of Fortune

There's a drag queen preaching Jesus in the middle of the square
A young kid playing "Yesterday" on a Japanese guitar
There's a loser on the talk show, he wants to be a star
And Sharon sings for Wayne in a karaoke bar.

There's a superstar who fell from grace, he has to tell it all
About the dizzy heights he rose to and his ignominious fall
Infamy or fame, it's the same for one and all
We're just trying to get attention in this suburban shopping mall.

In this suburban shopping mall, another shopping mall
We're just trying to get attention in this suburban shopping mall.

Everybody's got their price, in that there is no shame
Everyone will sell their soul for a minute or two of fame
We're playing wheel of fortune, life is just a game
Some will win, some will lose, but we all end up the same.

We will all end up the same, we will all end up the same
Some will win, some will lose, but we all end up the same.

Will the drag queen find Jesus, and what will Jesus wear
Will the faded star redeem himself, become a millionaire
Will Wayne marry Sharon, will they make the perfect pair
Another joke, another tragedy, does anybody care.

Does anybody care, does anybody care
Another joke, another tragedy, does anybody care.

And the drag queen preaches Jesus in the middle of the square.