When You're Big

When you're big
You can push all the little ones around
They're lookin' up while you are looking down
You can snap a tree in two like it was just a twig
Things are better when you're big.

When you're big
You can do anything you want to do
Wah-oh
All the rules that grownups make, they don't apply to you
Not to you
You can splash in all the puddles
Gulp, Slurp and wig
Oh-wah
The world is wetter when you're big
Glug. glug, glug.

You can snort
You can snort
You can growl
You can growl
You can stomp
You can stomp
You can howl
You can howl
You can bonk someone smaller on the head
On the head
You can take what you want
Play all day in the swamp
And you never ever heave to go to bed.

When you're big
You can step on little people's toes
Oh-wah
Munch on their lunch
Lunch
And bop them in the nose
Oh-yeah
Threehorns, longnecks and duck feet, too
Duck feet, too
They all have to do anything you want them to
You want them to
And if they don't, you can plop them in the goo
Don't you forget
What you want, you get
Things are better than when you're big.

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When you're big
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When you're big
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When......... you're........big.