Wingman

Chris
Now, one maple leaf alone won't win the stanley cup
No he needs some other maple leafs

Nate
Leaves?

Chris
Leafs out there to back him up.

Chris
So before you skate, nate
Alter your fate, nate
Take this happily married hockey-loving african-canadian's advice...

Chris
You need a wingman!

Chad
He's our wingman!

Chris
I know how to talk to the chicks!
Hey, how you doin'?

Chris

You need a wingman

Chad
Do your thing, man!

Chris
I shoot from the hip
While you shoot with your –- 

Hunter/chad
Hockey sticks!

Chris
I listen, i care

Chad/hunter
With your wingman right there, it's for sure

Chris
I'm your wingman

Chad/hunter
He's got a ring, man!

Chris
I'll make the pass
And you'll score!

Sophia
Jane, so glad you finally came out with us!

Jane
Oh, i can only stay for one. Early voice lesson.

Sophia
You are so focused.

Hunter
Dudes, those ladies over there are lookin' over here.

Nate
The one in pink is cute.

Chris
Say no more.

Nina
They're sending in the alpha with the ring over there

Sophia
Yeah!
Oh look, he's married but he seems sorta cool! 

Nina
He's their wingman, it's a basic approach

Sophia
Right!
I'm so glad you went to graduate school!

Nina/sophia
Well, hi! You seem fun

Chris
Well, hello! And the game has begun!

Sports announcer
Welcome sports-fans, we've got ourselves a classic match-up tonight!
The players line up at center ice for the drop of the puck, and the game is underway.
The wingman takes control and sets up the play.
He sizes up the opponents, moves in, and whips a pass to the corner.
The rookie pushes in, leaving the wingman behind. The defense steps up, and wham!
What a hit! He's gonna feel that one in the morning.
The wingman picks up the loose puck and signals to his forwards.
The forwards draw the attention of the defense by charging into the opponent's zone.
The wingman makes a pass behind the back!
The rookie's alone in front of the net...he winds up for the shot...he shoots...he scooooores!

Nate
I'm nate.

Jane
Jane. Nice to meet you.

Nate
Papaya king is just around the corner -- they've got a great recession special...

Jane
Are we still in a recession?

Nate
I am.

Jane
Why not? I'll get my coat.

Chris
You needed a wingman

Nina/sophia
He's our wingman!

Chris
Buddy, i'm still in my prime
You called for a wingman 

Chad/hunter
You're the king, man!

Chris
I hit it hard ‘til it's

Boxman
(hockey buzzer)

All
Overtime!

Chris
I try to play fair

Chad/hunter/nina/sophia
With our wingman right there it's for sure

All
He's our wingman

Chris
It's the thunder i bring, man!

Chris/all
I make/he makes the pass...

Chris
And they

All
And i... And i

All
And i...
Score!