Worf's Revenge (Klingon Rap)

I'm the order of the Bat'leth, son of Kahless
Your family has no honor but i couldn't care less
I was born to kill Federation swine
And i celebrate with a barrel of bloodwine.

I drink the raktajino, I eat the gagh
And when my homies get to Sto-vo-kor I yell "qapla'!"
'cause im the chief commander on a bird-of-prey
And I wake up every morning out to own the day
I'm the macdad Klingon when I beam on board
I was at the signing of the Khitomer accord.

I never sweat about a Romulan dude
He's just a limp wristed Vulcan with a bad attitude
And they're sly and they be telling lies
A shout out to Martok who lost an eye
To the dominion and the Jem'hadar minions
I'm on them like a trans-warp engine
Hear my snarl! Heed my speech!
Watch me blow like a warp-core breech!

I'm not a lowly white petaQ like that Barkley guy
I dont need a holodeck to get a parma'kai
When the ladies see the beast I got between my thighs
They say "Perhaps today is a good day to die"
I hit Ezri, Troi, Jadzia too
Watch out Janeway 'cause i'm coming for you
'Cause i'm the macdad Klingon with the humanoid bitches
'cause my head ain't the only part of me that's got ridges.

I got visions of Qo'noS on my mind...
I got visions of Qo'noS on my mind...
I get visions of Cardassia on my mind...
And then my boot smells like Gul Dakatt's behind!

I hate the tribbles! Those little furry shits
But i love my Klingon bitches 'cause they got 3 tits
I got a dagger and a bat'leth in my hand
If you were any other man i'd kill you where you stand
I've killed Captain Kirk, i'll kill Picard
I'll bitch slap Riker like a Klingon targ
'cause my name is Worf: I'm the son of Mogh
Ex-Federation officer and Klingon rogue
Qa'plagh!!