You Are Woman, I Am Man (Glee Cast Version)

Paolo:
You are woman, I am man
You are smaller, so I can be taller than,
You are softer to the touch,
It's a feeling I like feeling very much.

You are someone I've admired,
Still, our friendship
Leaves something to be desired.
Does it take more explanation than this?

You are woman, I am man
Let's kiss.

Rachel:
Isn't this the height of nonchalance,
Furnishing a bed in restaurants?
Well, a bit of dinner never hurt,
But guess who is gonna be dessert?

Do good girls do just what mama says,
When mama's not around?
It's a feeling,
Oy vey, what a feeling.

Paolo:
A bit of pate?

Rachel (spoken):
(Uh! I drink it all day!)
Should I do the things he'll tell me to?
In this pickle what would Sadie do?
In my soul I feel an inner lack,
Just suppose he wants his dinner back?

Now I feel that there's a fire here,
Oh, try that once a little higher, dear,
What a beast to ruin such a pearl!
Would a convent take a Jewish girl?

(Rachel and Paolo laughing)

Paolo:
You are woman.

Rachel:
You are man.

Paolo:
Let's....