Your Honor

[Verse 1:]
I kissed your lips and I tasted blood
Duuuuh na-nuh-nuh duh na-nuh-nuh duh-na-nuh-na-nuh
I asked you what happened and you said their'd been a fight
Duuuuh na-nuh-nuh duh na-nuh-nuh duh-na-nuh-na-nuh.

You said "I've been fighting for your honor, but you wouldn't understand"
De-nu-neh du-nuh-neh neh nuh
I said "hold on, your honor, I'll get ice for your hand"
YEAH!

Oh, you been fighting for my honor and I don't understand
De-nu-neh du-nuh-neh neh neh
But hold on, your honor, I'll get ice for your hand.

You said "come on, baby, let's just make love
It's the only thing to make me better"
Duuuuh na-nuh-nuh duh na-nuh-nuh duh-na-nuh-na-nuh
You said "come on, let's just get you out of that sweater"
Duuuuh na-nuh-nuh duh na-nuh-nuh duh-na-nuh-na-nuh.

I said "I don't kiss losers and I don't kiss winners"
De-nu-neh du-nuh-neh neh neh
"And I don't fight for honor cause we all are born sinners"
Duuuuh na-nuh-nuh duh na-nuh-nuh duh-na-nuh-na-nuh.

[Chorus:]
Gargle with peroxide, a steak for your eye
But I'm a vegetarian so it's a frozen pizza pie
You tell me that you care and you never do lie
And you fight for my honor but I just don't know why.

[Verse 2:]
Mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow
Duuuuh na-nuh-nuh duh na-nuh-nuh duh-na-nuh-na-nuh
You've got me and I'm just a common ho
Duuuuh na-nuh-nuh duh na-nuh-nuh duh-na-nuh-na-nuh
But I know what I am and I know what I ain't
De-nu-neh du-nuh-neh uh ung ugh
So don't get cut cause I still won't be no saint
Duuuuh na-nuh-nuh duh na-nuh-nuh duh-na-nuh-na-nuh.

[Chorus:]
Gargle with peroxide, a steak for your eye
But I'm a pizzatarian so it's a frozen pizza pie
You tell me that you love me and you never do lie
And you fight for my honor, but I just don't know why.

[Outro:]
You fight for my honor and I don't understand
But hold on, your honor, I'll get ice for your hand.