Your Honour

1. Oh lord, anybody see my trial grieves for I
Why lord I was badly beaten, found by loved ones
Battered by an irate husband
Searching for a man that wasn't I.

When we reached the court we garn inside
The hand of justice shall preside
Over this case the trial shall begin.

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Your Honour I was inside de closet
Minding I and I own business
Your Honour it was a complete stranger
Causing these disturbances.

Him claims of me touching him wife
Which is a wicked and awful lie
Me two hands 'em was occupied
Me shirt's in me left
And me pants in me right
Me hand 'em was occupied
Me shirt's in me left
And me pants in me right.

2. Dear Judge, can this court accept my story from me heart?
Why Judge, if by chance you don't believe this tale
Ask him why she will not fail to agree I was a better man than he
Just in case she refuse to answer, ask de maid
Downstairs, Agatta
She gonna be glad to testify for me.

3. Dear corporal
As you lock me in this prison pray for I
Please corporal
Please don't leave me here to wonder
Why de court has made dis blunder
Grabbed me for a crime that wasn't fair
Corporal when you goin to send me dinner
Send your mother or your sister
One more day of this I cannot bear.