Zombies On Your Lawn

Sunflower!
1, 2, 3 (Whew!!)
There's a zombie on your lawn!
There's a zombie on your lawn!
There's a zombie on your lawn!
We don't want zombies on the lawn.

I know your type: tall, dark, and dead
You want to bite all the petals off of my head
And then eat the brains of
The one who planted me here
I'm just a sunflower but see
Me power an entire infantry
You like the taste of brains
We don't like zombies!

I used to play football
Road cones protect my head
I have a screen-door shield
We are the undead!

There's a zombie on your lawn!
There's a zombie on your lawn!
There's a zombie on your lawn!
We don't want zombies on the lawn.

Maybe it's time to reevaluate
I know you have a lot of food on your plate
Brains are quite rich in cholesterol
You're dead so it doesn't matter
Instead we'll use this solar power
To make a lawn defense at any hour.

I like your tricycle
There's butter on my head
I'm gonna eat your brains
We are the undead!

There's a zombie on your lawn!
There's a zombie on your lawn!
There's a zombie on your lawn!
We don't want zombies on the lawn.