Ænema

Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this.

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks.

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time Any fucking day
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your Prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks.

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time Any fucking day
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip shits.

Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will cause
I sure could use a vacation from this.

Stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit.

One great big festering neon distraction
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim. [3x]

Mom's gonna fix it all soon
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones
Fuck all these gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything
Fuck your tattoos
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas
Fuck these dysfunctional
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cause I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down
Mom, please flush it all away
I wanna see it go right in and down
I wanna watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again
Don't just call me pessimist
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down
Bring it down
Suck it down
Flush it down.