Always A Problem

What you do if you were me
What's your political strategy?
You have to fake sincerity
And brush up your macrevelle(sp?)
What would you do if you were me
What kind of leader would you be?
Everyday a crisis, oh, surprise
Do you stand firm, or compromise.

There's always a problem waiting in the wings
That's always been the problemfor Prime ministers and Kings
But what keeps me up at night
And makes me very tense
Is the problem of balance of payment
Uptight, highly strung
Makes me very tense
When it comes to the balance of payment.

Imports, exports, deficital surplus
Scam it all, ___, ecomnomic circus
In layman's terms, when it comes down to it
If you buy more than you sell then you are really in the shit.

The correct term is 'visible trade decefit'(?)

You can call it what you like 'cause we are really in the shit.

There's always a problem waiting in the wings
That's always been the problemfor Prime ministers and Kings
We make great things which we sell when we can
But the whole ___ wants to buy german.

Another little problem, with which we all are blessed
Is a great deal of industrial unrest
Strikes here, strikes there, it just amazes me
When the daffodils come out the men come out and sniff the ___.
We need ideas, we need a plan
To put the 'great' into Great Britain.

Uptight, Highly strung, it really makes you sweat
When he thinks of the size of the great british debt
Eurrh!
Debt!
Eurrh!
Debt!
Eurrh!
Debt!
Eurrrrrgh!

Sir, how do you feel about quantative easing?
I don't need it i'm very regular
But this is an emergency!
In an emergency i'll have two black coffees and a cigarrette
Printing money!
Printing money? Can we do that? Brill-i-ant!

No more bloody problems in the bloody wings!
Printing cash will make us all more powerful than kings
This is the master plan to cure our economy
This had better bloody work, 'cause there ain't no plan 'B'.
Whoo!

We love our country, the greatest on the earth!
With its immortal industry from mining to woolworths
The ___ willbe around long after we've gone
Which judging from the state of things
Won' be very long(won't be very, won't be very long)
Oh shit.