Always True To You (In My Fashion)

Oh, Bill
Why can't you behave?
Why can't you behave?
How in hell can you be jealous
When you know, baby, I'm your slave?
I'm just mad for you
And I'll always be
But naturally.

If a custom-tailored vet
Asks me out for something wet
When the vet begins to pet, I cry "Hooray!"
But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.

I enjoy a tender pass
By the boss of Boston, Mass
Though his pass is middle-class and notta Backa Bay
But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.

There's a madman known as Mack
Who is planing to attack
If his mad attack means a Cadillac, okay!
But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.

I've been asked to have a meal
By a big tycoon in steel
If the meal includes a deal, accept I may
But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.

I could never curl my lip
To a dazzlin' diamond clip
Though the clip meant "let 'er rip," I'd not say "Nay!"
But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.

There's an oil man known as Tex
Who is keen to give me checks
And his checks, I fear, mean that sex is here to stay!
But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.

From Ohio Mister Thorne
Calls me up from night 'til morn
Mister Thorne once cornered corn and that ain't hay
Aha!
But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.

From Milwaukee Mister Fritz
Often moves me to the Ritz
Mister Fritz is full of Schlitz and full of play
But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.

Mister Harris, plutocrat
Wants to give my cheek a pat
If the Harris pat
Means a Paris hat
Bébé, Oo-la-la!
Mais je suis toujour fidèle, darlin', in my fashion
Oui, je suis toujour fidèle, darlin', in my way.