Analog Man

Welcome to cyber-space, I'm lost in a fog
Everything's digital, I'm still analog
When something goes wrong, I don't have a clue
Some 10 year old smart-ass has to show me what to do.

Sign on with high-speed, you don't have to wait
Sit there for days and vegetate
I access my email; read all my spam
I'm an analog man.

The whole world's living in a digital dream
It's not really there - it's all on the screen
Makes me forget who I am
I'm an analog man.

Yeah, I'm an analog man in a digital world
I'm gonna get me an analog girl
Who loves me for what I am
I'm an analog man.

What's wrong with vinyl? I think it sounds great
LPs, 45s, 78s
But that's just the way I am
I'm an analog man.

Turn on the tube - watch until dawn
100 channels, nothing is on
Endless commercials
Endless commercials.

The whole world's glued to the cable TV
It looks so real on the big LCD
Murder and violence are rated PG
Too bad for the children - they are what they see.

The whole world's living in a digital dream
It's not really there - it's all on the screen
Makes me forget who I am
I'm an analog man.

Yeah, I'm an analog man in a digital world
I'm gonna get me an analog girl
Who loves me for what I am
I'm an analog man.

Yeah, I'm an analog man in a digital world.