Automatic Rainy Day

[PAMELA]
You walk into the room
And the temperature falls
The mood disappears
Chased away by the gathering storm that is here.

I look up
Painted sky, full of memories
And this house
Has no roof to shelter me.

It's an automatic rainy day
When I see you
It's the perfect consolation prize
A little piece of blue
It's an automatic rainy day
It's an automatic rainy day.

[MOPSA]
Just when it feels like the world is together and whole
You come around
Dragging your permanent cloud
And the weather turns cold.

Hang around
For a repeat of history
Falling down
In the hole you dug for me
It's an automatic rainy day
When I see you.

[PAMELA and MOPSA]
It's the perfect consolation prize
A little piece of blue.

[MOPSA]
It's an automatic rainy day
It's an automatic rainy day.

[PAMELA and MOPSA]
And when you see the reaction you caused
Does it make you sad?

[MOPSA]
Do you even realize
That you're such a drag?

[PAMELA, spoken]
Thou hast grown too big for thy breeches, Mopsa.

[MOPSA, spoken]
Oh! Wore I breeches, oh mistress mine, I would bend thee over my knee and spank some sense into thy backside!

[PAMELA, spoken]
Oh, outrageous one! Know thy place, Mopsa.

[MOPSA, spoken]
My place is elsewhere. My service to you I hereby resign.

[MOPSA, sung]
It's an automatic rainy day
When I see you.

[PAMELA and MOPSA]
It's the perfect consolation prize
A little piece of blue
[MOPSA]
It's an automatic rainy day
[PAMELA]
It's an automatic rainy day
[MOPSA]
It's an automatic rainy day
[PAMELA and MOPSA]
It's a rainy day
When I see you
(outrageous diva riff-off)
[PAMELA and MOPSA]
You!