B.V.S.

Big Vagina Syndrome is becoming a common disease
Ladies that have this affliction are never easy to please
If you poke someone with B.V.S. there's not much you can do
It's like filling the Lincoln Tunnel with an Oscar Meyer wiener or two.

I won't rest till I do my best
To rid the whole world of B.V.S.
Gonna do my best
To rid the whole world of motherfucking B.V.S.

B.V.S. is a bit like shooting hoops with a tennis ball
It's easy to get it in there, but it doesn't satisfy at all.

Well I do my best to make 'em cum, but my cock won't do the trick
and I got a full five inches
In other words, a massive dick, yeah.

I won't rest till I do my best to rid the whole world of B.V.S.
I'm gonna pass that test
Gonna rid the world of that ubiquitous B.V.S.

B.B.S. is different
That's when your tits get super fat
But most guys that I talk to say they got no problem with that, no
Sood man, Big Vagina Syndrome is not just a silly joke
It's a pandemic of massive proportions affecting every girl I poke
If a man like me can't make you cum with my massive piece of meat, chances are you got B.V.S. girl
And that's the thing that we gotta beat
Gotta beat that fuckin meat.

I won't rest till I do my best to rid the whole world of B.V.S.
Whoa, ya got some kick ass breasts, but the problem is that goddamn B.V.S. B.V.S.