E.V.I.L. B.O.Y.S.

Those boys are always up to something
And it's bringing me to tears cause
Just before you get home it always
Just magically disappears.

Those boys are evil
But before you get home
They somehow always clean up the mess
Those boys are evil
Let me spell out for you mom
E.V.I.L.B.O.Y.S.

They built a roller-coaster
And a beach in the backyard
Drove cattle through the city
And messed up the boulevard.

They took me back in time
When we went to that museum
They built 50 feet tree house robots
But still you didn't see them.

Those boys are evil
Those crazy shenanigans
Caused me all kinds of distress
Those boys are evil
Sing it with me
E.V.I.L.B.O.Y.S.

I know you think they're saints
But mom I'm here to tell
Those B.O.Y.S they're just E.V.I.L

Those boys are evil
They're makin' me feel
Like my head is in hydrolic press
And that don't feel to good
Those boys are evil
Everybody
E.V.I.L.B.O.Y.S
That's what I'm talkin' about
E.V.I.L.B.O.Y.S
That's right those boys are
EVIL LITTLE boys!